My favorite pizza

I have given it a lot of thought and I have come to a conclusion: I know what my favorite pizza is. I thought especially about this topic during meditation.  I know I should let go of all my thoughts while meditating, but that is very hard with musings about pizza. So I decided I’d think it through once and for all and after I made up my mind about my favorite topping, I could stop thinking about it during meditation. And be ready to ’empty my mind’, whatever that is.

I am ready to reveal it now: my favorite pizza is a quattro stagioni. That means it consists of four toppings. One topping is a big fat juicy pigeon (dead, so it won’t fly away). The other one is fruit de mer, especially little crabs and some herring. The third topping is another real delicacy: cat poo (preferably fresh, but a few days old is no problem). The fourth piece of my favorite pizza is an even more craved for delicacy, very hard to find (which puzzles me, because there should be loads of it, considering the number of people): human poo.

Favorite pizza

When I told M about my favorite pizza topping, she made a face that probably means she will not make this one for me. She did tell me that I am presumably right in choosing these toppings, from a canine point of view. And that I could make some money if I would sell this pizza to all the dogs I know. Ha! She must be joking. Selling pizza, what a silly idea. I would never do that, I would eat them all!

 

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2 thoughts on “My favorite pizza”

  1. Sounds like a very nice meal for Christmas, Bubbles! But be carefull with human poo. I ate it once myself and it didn´t become me at all, I went really ill! That human had used lots of drugs (ask M what drugs are if you don´t know) and I had a very very bad trip.

  2. This sounds like a topping I would like too exept for the crabs and fruits de mer; give me some deermeat and until now I have never tasted human poo, when A leaves a sandwich with cheese on her countertop, it’s very likely to end up in my stomach if she isn’t fast enough, soo give me cheese instead of human poo! See you, Kiesja and A.

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